1. Why can't we have the Library of Congress at U.Va so I can study here all the time?
2. We shouldn't have the Library of Congress at U.Va because it distracts me in every possible way.
3. They confiscated my chapstick upon arrival and put it in the cloakroom. I really need it right now.
4. I spent the past hour trying to design a koozie instead of working on my thesis.
5. Highlight of the day: I saw a man in bright purple spandex on the metro. Then he proceeded to change and put on pants. While we were moving.
Did you know that if the LoC ever burns down, the back up is Alderman Library? Thank you, Jefferson, for that connection. Too bad they confiscated my lighter along with the chapstick...
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